"i ain't yo baby's daddy!"

i'm watching a rock-paper-scissors tournament on a&e.
what the hell.

last night started as a very ordinary friday night. white wine and low self esteem.

after a few strolls around the city in my new found leather, i have come to a new resolution: i'm no where near as retarded as half the people living and roaming around this bloody city.
stupid people are a great ego-booster.