i haven't missed a class in two weeks. this is an accomplishment.

i've done a lot of favors for a few people in the past few weeks. i remember someone on television saying 'there is no such thing as an unselfish favor'
NOT TRUE. at least not in my case. a few favors i've done for people have left me feeling stupid and unfullfilled.
tell you what, i'm going to start doing stuff for ME! i'm going to spend my money on gin and cigarettes and expensive shoes, instead of buying beer for teachers and food for my classmates. i'm going to eat cheeseburgers instead of nothing.

so, in summation, go screw yourselves.


oh drunk friday nights, how i've missed you