the state of hollywood, at the moment, is disgusting
today i was reading a star magazine, and i threw it at the wall.
there is always a page about the progressively uninteresting life of lindsay lohan. she got drunk and didn't go to work? old news. she sang sweet child o' mine again at a bar? not interested. she broke up with ANOTHER boyfriend? we've heard it all before. i kind of hope she has a nervous breakdown, like mariah carey or margot kidder and leaves the spotlight for awhile. that would make me happy.
and this anna nicole smith character. besides naming her baby something stupid (daniellyn. yeah, not only is it ugly but it's going to remind her of her dead son for the rest of her little daughter's life) BUT this terrible THING (i wouldn't go so far as to call her a woman) was taking methadone during her pregnancy, she's keeping the ID of the real father a mystery, and 'married' her lawyer while her dead son is still lying in a funeral home. he died like, 2 weeks ago or something. gross gross gross. i hope the real father of the baby is the photographer larry. and i hope he wins custody and never let's this monster see her baby.
ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS
they're accusing jennifer aniston of getting multiple plastic surgeries, including breast implants. jeez.
and there is a four page story on jessica simpson and how pathetic she is. no kidding.
star magazine, and it's copycats (us weekly, in touch weekly, etc): i suggest you set the bar a little higher. i'm going to stop paying my $5 a magazine pretty soon. and that's a big deal.
in other news, i'm chopping all my hair off. all of it will be gone tomorrow. i hope it doesn't look absoloutely terrible. but i just don't have time for hair. and i'm looking a little too 'kelly osbourne' these days. that's about it.
there is always a page about the progressively uninteresting life of lindsay lohan. she got drunk and didn't go to work? old news. she sang sweet child o' mine again at a bar? not interested. she broke up with ANOTHER boyfriend? we've heard it all before. i kind of hope she has a nervous breakdown, like mariah carey or margot kidder and leaves the spotlight for awhile. that would make me happy.
and this anna nicole smith character. besides naming her baby something stupid (daniellyn. yeah, not only is it ugly but it's going to remind her of her dead son for the rest of her little daughter's life) BUT this terrible THING (i wouldn't go so far as to call her a woman) was taking methadone during her pregnancy, she's keeping the ID of the real father a mystery, and 'married' her lawyer while her dead son is still lying in a funeral home. he died like, 2 weeks ago or something. gross gross gross. i hope the real father of the baby is the photographer larry. and i hope he wins custody and never let's this monster see her baby.
ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS
they're accusing jennifer aniston of getting multiple plastic surgeries, including breast implants. jeez.
and there is a four page story on jessica simpson and how pathetic she is. no kidding.
star magazine, and it's copycats (us weekly, in touch weekly, etc): i suggest you set the bar a little higher. i'm going to stop paying my $5 a magazine pretty soon. and that's a big deal.
in other news, i'm chopping all my hair off. all of it will be gone tomorrow. i hope it doesn't look absoloutely terrible. but i just don't have time for hair. and i'm looking a little too 'kelly osbourne' these days. that's about it.
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