i think the 'creep' tattoo is a magnet

any girls going to smithsbooks in the scotia square mall. avoid a man named eric (tall, with graying hair and glasses). if he approaches you, simply say:

'hey! aren't you that [married] weirdo who got my friend amy's number off of a form she filled out in your store? and didn't you call her and ask her on a date? that's pretty gross.'