talk to god

God:What do you want me to tell you?
Me: how often you fuck whores
God:Hourly.
Me: how much do you pay them?
God:Money has no meaning for robots.
Me: so you're a robot?
God:Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me: it must hurt the whores when you fuck them
God:What does "it" refer to?
Me: your metal phallic