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lindsay is a moron

morning

i got new shoes in the mail yesterday. i like them a lot.
i'm going to make a nice dinner for my room mates and their significant others. jordan can invite nikita(i approve of her)brian can invite his girl, and harley can sit by himself. maybe heather could be his date.

i decided i'm going to pierce my lip because i'm bored. if i don't like it, i'll take it out.
i discovered edie sedgwick is a 'north end smudgehead' (the result of one tomcat in the northend boning many female cats) she's probably the most adorable. and she's got more class.
today i'm going to buy actual groceries, along with my regular purchases of cigarettes,mr. changs and grolsch. i'm going to buy a new scarf at frenchy's (my old scarf disappeared from the robot party) and i'm going to watch sex and the city and eat half baked ice cream

oh oh oh oh
did i tell you you're devine
oh oh oh oh did i
when you were alive
did it
hurt when you bled
oh lover boy oh fever head
i bet you
never thought i'd try
your mouth my love was open wide
sayin oh oh oh oh
you were going to be my life
oh dammit oh oh oh oh
you were going to be my life
did you sing happy day?
sing it that time i went away
i've got to ease my achin head
no other way cut off your legs
ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
did you ever wish me dead?
oh lover boy oh fever head
no you must,no you must not go away
how will you ever walk again
and i know i might as well be dead
but i could kill you instead

i feel terrible.
sick to my stomach terrible.

i'm so sorry this whole fucking bullshit thing had to happened when it happened. i'm really really really sorry. i know i've said sorry before and it hasnt been sincere, but christ right now i feel so terribly sorry

fuck

i missed my studio call.
i missed my fucking studio call.
i'm supposed to be there right now recording a band.

fuck.
i have to get sleep.
i think i should tell him the truth, about not being able to fall asleep until 6am and then sleeping in.
i just hate sharing my personal life with my un-personal professor.

my phone is dead

i haven't been asleep yet
i wish i was right now
but i can't

i made some more stencils. and i ate too much food today. i kind of feel sick, inside and out.
wondering about possibilities isn't very fun
i wouldnt recommend it for an early sunday morning activity

face off

i think what would make me the happiest in the world is to know that he refers to no one else as 'holy shit wow ass amazing'

sorry..

i'd shoot you but you'd clog my arteries

sweet dreams baby!

i love roy lichtenstein.

today i slept,baked cookies,made some wicked stencils and watched shitty movies on tbs.
it was the best fucking day i've EVER had.
tomorrow i'm going to make belated xmas presents for heather, savannah and a few others using the stencils i made today featuring these paintings by the wonderful lichtenstein







lindsay, pick which penis picture you like the best. your xmas present is on it's way as well.
i'm so tired i'm shaking. time to go to bed

english to french;french to german;german to enligsh

to swallow I will expand, in a shelter basement, I could not have this be arrived in my children, in order to meet the true world, which comes out from your bowl with the redundant articles, where ducks rest, I wave upward from small eyes of baby eyes of small eyes of eyes of baby eyes, eyes of eyes of eyes, small baby

that, which me is not, I disappear there.
where I walk through walls go you please
I to swim down of leffey
the fact that I am this not here produce not in.
while I went the moon changed over already,
air is out of stone.
but I am this: am not here.
who produced myself, is not here
outside tied, and does not speak anybody.
about the fireproof walls, and of the gales.
but I am not here.
who produced myself
is not here not here

january 2005:
-had acid induced sex
-was mistaken for a prostitute by a cop

february 2005:
-sang portishead songs
-my friend killed himself

march 2005:
-quit my job at mcdonalds
-had my heart smashed

april 2005: the month of sin
-charged with possesion with intent to traffic
-drug overdose
-connections with cocaine dealer revealed to my father

may 2005:
-first anniversary of the end of my only important romantic relationship
-my heart is shattered

june 2005:
-graduated from high school
-drove in a camero

july 2005:
-went to bearlys for the first time
-said 'fuck you antigonish' and smashed the windows at my highschool

august 2005:
-moved to halifax
-aged one more year and got a new tattoo to celebrate

september 2005:
-learned how to play how to disappear completely
-had one of the worst experiences of my life

october 2005:
-started school
-made my flask my best friend

november 2005:
-edie sedgwick became my best friend
-realized a cat and a flask were my best friends

december 2005:
- andy moved out
-passed out at 11pm on new years eve

the year started and ended on horrible notes.
and in between is so mediocre i feel like punching myself

i'd like someone to look at

i don't have heroes
and i don't have crushes.
i have people that i admire
and i have people that i want to impress, and want to like me

chrissie hynde is pretty cool though.
she could be my hero.

new years eve

so
if anyone has any information on what the hell happened to me last night,
i would love to hear it.